HIDING FROM YOU
Thursday, July 30, 2009
He: Do you mind if I sit down?
She: Do you mind if I say no?
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
He: Hey, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
He: Can I have your name?
She: Why? Don't you already have one?
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
cute.
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